"Your late 20s early 30s friends who aren’t making babies are fucking bored. They’re past their prime drug years. Too cheap to invest in a hobby that requires equipment. They’re probably hornier than a 9th grader rubbing up on those jacuzzi jets. These are the warning signs. If you catch them in time, there’s still hope of saving your friend before marathon takes over their lives."
Ande on how Marathon Running will destroy your friend’s lives. Like meth but with worse outfits.
LOL.
I’m sorry… that is hilarious!